1. We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives. Then dead celebrities.
2. Too bad the topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions." Let's move on.
3. Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
4. She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
5. And by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
6. Fuck you, Jack Daniels. Fuck you to Jim Beam too. I feel like Satan himself laid an egg in my brain.
We could get into some lengthy bullshit conversation about the semantics of it, and maybe another time I'd be tempted. I think we're both into pretentious esoteric nonsense, a good time might be had for all.
But honestly it doesn't matter. She's not going to hell for a fuck. And probably not fucking me again. It's all for the best really.
I do enjoy games that challenge ones wit and intelligence, but you're clearly not up for that. SO instead I'll just satisfy my curiosity by asking if you think it was worth it...
You're a right charmer, aren't you? [Arrogant fucker with daddy issues. Not that John would know anything about that.] What, you asking if hell is worth a fuck? Or if the lay was worth dealing with her issues?
That so? Not as far as what I've heard. You've got quite a reputation you know.
It was fine. If she wasn't on top I would have been out of there. Wasn't the worst time I've had. But even if she wanted another go I'd probably pass. I don't have it in me to talk about the afterlife in the sack.
It would depend on who you've been talking to. Give me a reason to be charming, and I will be. And I can only imagine you're prowess at pillow talk, based on this conversation. I'm sure talking about the afterlife would only be an improvement.
I tend to save the sweet talk for when it's worth it. Mainly when I'm in the company of some handsome rugged men, or lovely and intense ladies. People with the ability for basic conversation without cheap insults, at least.
If that's your preference, I suggest you seek out Banner and goad him. Lots of bashing then, with little in the way of conversation.
[As if Loki would make it easy for them to get out if he were actually going to place the two in a house on fire. Right then, setting the other on fire was also becoming an attractive option.]
I'm not claiming to be a man with loads of fantastic life choices but even I know better than to poke a sleeping giant. At least if there's nothing beneficial in it for me.
[Loki seems to have this idea that he's superior in some way to Constantine. That's cute.]
It's a bloody pain trying to form circles with this sort of headache. Then again, I could always just drink more until I don't feel like I'm literally seated on old scratch's lap.
I'm sure you've got a stack of 'em from me. Just... let me know when you wanna collect.
[He offers a weak grin at the teasing, but then winces as another twitch sends him back to the worst parts of the headache.]
Sure. Deep breaths...
[He's not the best at mediation, calm and peaceful isn't his forte. But with her here? It's a little easier to just close his eyes and breathe. Although, if he really knew how she was helping him? He would have kept his pain to himself.] You're a gem, luv. Absolutely wonderful.
[Gem... Raven is glad she's used to controlling her expressions and emotions. There's no way John means it any other way than as a compliment, after all.]
I'll cash in sometime. Besides, I think preventing you of all people from working magic while hungover qualifies as an act in good will for everyone.
[If he was in his right state of mind he would have caught himself before it. Honestly. He's a lot of things, but he doesn't tend to be outright hateful to the people he sees as allies. Or friends.
He is feeling better, though.] That so? I'll have you know I've worked some of my best magic when utterly shitfaced. [A small laugh comes.] But those were different times.
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Date: 2021-08-09 02:38 pm (UTC)2. Too bad the topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions." Let's move on.
3. Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
4. She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
5. And by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
6. Fuck you, Jack Daniels. Fuck you to Jim Beam too. I feel like Satan himself laid an egg in my brain.
7. Text him.
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Date: 2021-08-09 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-08-10 12:08 am (UTC)But honestly it doesn't matter. She's not going to hell for a fuck. And probably not fucking me again. It's all for the best really.
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Date: 2021-08-10 02:50 am (UTC)It was fine. If she wasn't on top I would have been out of there. Wasn't the worst time I've had. But even if she wanted another go I'd probably pass. I don't have it in me to talk about the afterlife in the sack.
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Date: 2021-08-10 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-08-10 05:49 pm (UTC)Man these two are prickly!
Date: 2021-08-10 10:11 pm (UTC)They're dramatic divas with magic and daddy issues. It's to be expected
Date: 2021-08-10 10:58 pm (UTC)Funny, I get on like a house on fire with your brother. Suppose you can't win them all.
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Date: 2021-08-11 02:21 am (UTC)[John just threw down a gauntlet damn it.]
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Date: 2021-08-13 10:19 am (UTC)But I wouldn't even have to form a spell. He'd just bash his way out. Easy peasy. It's convenient having that sort of muscle around.
[He knows what he did.]
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Date: 2021-08-13 12:44 pm (UTC)[As if Loki would make it easy for them to get out if he were actually going to place the two in a house on fire. Right then, setting the other on fire was also becoming an attractive option.]
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Date: 2021-08-16 08:11 pm (UTC)[Loki seems to have this idea that he's superior in some way to Constantine. That's cute.]
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Date: 2021-08-13 01:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-08-13 10:21 am (UTC)It's a bloody pain trying to form circles with this sort of headache. Then again, I could always just drink more until I don't feel like I'm literally seated on old scratch's lap.
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Date: 2021-08-14 02:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-08-16 08:08 pm (UTC)Heal the hangover, luv. That's it. I want to actually do something today besides worship at the porcelain alter.
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Date: 2021-08-22 02:09 pm (UTC)[But she will teleport to him, and come heal his hangover.]
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Date: 2021-08-24 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-08-26 11:18 pm (UTC)[Was she...teasing him? Very likely.]
Take a deep breath with me.
[Leading by example, although hers is accompanied by her mantra. Taking on John's hangover, healing him with her Empathy.]
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Date: 2021-08-29 06:22 pm (UTC)[He offers a weak grin at the teasing, but then winces as another twitch sends him back to the worst parts of the headache.]
Sure. Deep breaths...
[He's not the best at mediation, calm and peaceful isn't his forte. But with her here? It's a little easier to just close his eyes and breathe. Although, if he really knew how she was helping him? He would have kept his pain to himself.] You're a gem, luv. Absolutely wonderful.
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Date: 2021-08-29 07:07 pm (UTC)I'll cash in sometime. Besides, I think preventing you of all people from working magic while hungover qualifies as an act in good will for everyone.
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Date: 2021-08-30 04:05 am (UTC)He is feeling better, though.] That so? I'll have you know I've worked some of my best magic when utterly shitfaced. [A small laugh comes.] But those were different times.
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Date: 2021-09-11 03:48 am (UTC)[But there's a hint of smile under the cowl.]
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Date: 2021-09-13 10:07 pm (UTC)[There's a smile shamelessly in return, he really likes the girl.] I feel loads better. Guess I should use some discretion next time. [He won't.]